Hold onto your sun hats, folks! It’s time for another round of jaw-dropping antics from the one and only Florida Man. April 2, a day that would make anyone rethink their birthdate, brought us two peculiar stories.
So, buckle up and let’s take a look at what Florida Man did on April 2.
Florida Man April 2 2020 – The Spitting Saga
Our journey into the weird world of Florida Man begins with James Jamal Curry, a man who managed to combine defiance, spitting, and a Covid-19 claim into one surreal encounter with the law.
The St. Petersburg Police found themselves facing an unusual situation during a domestic abuse call on Saturday.
The police officers, responding to a breach of the contact ban, described Curry as hostile and combative. Pepper spray became a necessity as Curry put up a struggle while getting into the police car. Once inside, things took an unexpected turn as Curry started kicking the back windows.
As if that wasn’t enough, our Florida Man in question decided to escalate the situation further.
While being stopped by a sergeant inside the car, Curry proudly declared his Covid-19 status and then, in an act that defies reason, spat in the sergeant’s face, claiming it was intentional. To top it off, he left a chilling message on tape, threatening the officer by saying, “I will find you and kill you because I know where you live.” This bizarre incident unfolded during the pandemic containment phase in Pinellas County.
James Jalam Curry was arrested on charges of violently defying a police officer, breaking quarantine rules, and making threats against law enforcement.
Florida Man April 2 2002 – The Long Road Home
Our second tale takes us on a journey with Charles Dankworth, a 50-year-old Floridian on an adventure that involves a weapon, a moving vehicle, and a desperate quest to return to the Sunshine State.
Dankworth, in a bizarre turn of events, found himself facing charges for possessing a weapon inside a moving vehicle and carrying a handgun without a permit. Detained on a $10,000 bail over the weekend, he awaited his Monday court appearance. With no prior criminal history, Dankworth’s situation seemed puzzling at first.
As the court proceedings unfolded, Dankworth’s plea to be released took an unexpected turn. The judge, not entirely convinced by Dankworth’s explanation, revealed that he had only been in the state for three days and had no intention of letting him go.
Dankworth claimed he needed to sell the gun to gather funds – a modest $60 or $70 – for his journey back to Florida.
In an twist, Florida does not require a pistol permit or ownership transfer documents. The judge, however, wasn’t swayed and postponed Dankworth’s trial, setting bail at $1,000.
Final Thoughts
And there you have it – two more peculiar incidents from the ever-entertaining Florida Man on April 2.
If these stories left you scratching your head, don’t worry; you’re not alone.
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