These three Florida man June 22 stories are all about Florida man’s love for getting high, literally and figuratively.
Florida is a huge state with a lot of people in it. For the most part, we aren’t concerned by those who live there, but when those people do crazy things they tend to go overboard, and when they do, they earn the title of Florida Man.
Take a look at the funny and weird things that Florida Man has done on June 22nd.
Florida Man June 22, 2018 : Dancing in the Flames
The weirdest part about it was that while the fire was going, he was dancing naked and speaking some form of jibberish. He also threw a rock through a window nearby.
When the police showed up, the naked Florida Man decided that he would attack the police officers with a stick.
Police quickly changed the man’s attitude with the help of a tazer.
Officers then arrested the man for the various crimes that he committed. They stated that they believed the man was under the influence of hallucinogenic mushrooms.
Florida Man June 22, 2020 : Grand Theft Airplane
On June 22 Florida Man really wanted to meet his girlfriend who lived in California. He didn’t want to get there the way most of us would, by buying an airplane ticket.
To get to the airport, Florida Man stole a truck and drove it to the airport. Once at the airport he broke in and was seen hiding on the wing of a plane.
Police arrived to find Florida Man sitting in the front seat of the plane. He even asked the police if they knew how to fly the plane.
He then tried to escape by jumping out of the emergency exit. However, police quickly caught and arrested the man.
While Florida Man was sitting in the police car, police searched the plane and found a bag and container.
Inside the bag, they found all of Florida Man’s effects, including a meth pipe. In the container were almost 500 grams of marijuana.
It shouldn’t be much of a surprise that Florida Man was arrested on multiple charges.
Florida Man June 22 : Tries Alternative to Condom, Dies
Florida Men love doing crazy things and it shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that he hates condoms.
Well, this Florida Man thought that he was going to try an alternative to a condom to prevent pregnancy. Instead of wearing a condom, Florida Man glued himself shut with epoxy.
For those who don’t know, epoxy is pretty darn strong. So is the scent. The reason they had the epoxy but not condoms? They used the epoxy to get high sometimes.
Some neighbors found Florida Man outside in the bushes. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital. He died at the hospital due to multiple organ failures.
So much has happened in June alone, if you can’t get enough of Florida Man stories, make sure you read some of our other posts. You can see some of the weird and wild things that he gets up to on other days.
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